Singapore Vs Malaysia (Lawak Sekejap)

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SINGAPOREAN VERSUS MALAYSIAN

Once upon a time Si Tuntul Wogok , a Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was Having his coffee,bread, butter & jam at Prominade Hotel , Kota Kinabalu. A Malaysian man ; Mohd Syafiq who was CHEWING GUM sat down next to him and started a casual conversation.

Syafiq    : You Singaporeans eat the whole bread??

Si Tuntul : Yeahh...

Syafiq    : We don't. In Malaysia we only eat what's inside. The crusts (hard part of Bread) we collect in a    container, recycle it, transform them in croissants (Roti Gulung2 mcm Tahi manusia) and sell them across to Singapore.

Si Tuntul : Just listened in SILENCE.

Syafiq    : Do you eat the jam with the bread?

Si Tuntul : Of Course...

Syafiq :  We don't. In Malaysia, We eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then put all the peels, seed and other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam....before we sell it across to Singapore.

This time , Si Tuntul Wogok Reply : Do you have sex in Malaysia?

Syafiq  : Of Course We Do...WHY?????

Si Tuntul : Do You Wear Protection??

Syafiq    : Of course !! WE wear condoms.

Si Tuntul : And What do you do with the condoms once you've used them?

Syafiq : Stupid question !!! Of course we throw them away.

Si Tuntul : We don't . In Singapore, the government secretly put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into CHEWING GUM and sell them across to Malaysia...and that's the real reason why we banned CHEWING GUM in Singapore!!....

Syafiq    : Otak Blank udah ...LOL.. @#$%@##$%..pitam

PESANAN : Citer ni cume rekaan semata2 dan takde kene mengene dengan Orang yang hidup mahupun yang dah meninggal....

HARAP MAKLUM.....